I sow mommy keesing Santa Close
Underneath the measle tow last night
She deedn’t semi crip
Down the stirs to have a pip
She taught that I was tuckled in my bedroom
Fass azlip

Deny sow mommy teakle Santa Close
Underneath his bird so smole he has
What a fight it could have bin
If daddy had only sin
Mommy kissing Santa Close lass night

What a fight it could have bin
If daddy had only sin
Mommy kissing Santa Close lass night

Thanks Paul Wenceslao!